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maniacmarshallStolen from last Friday's Tipsheet, by Jeff Gordon of the St. Louis Post Dispatch.
1) We should kidnap this guy and subject him to the Brittrack next year. He might lean a thing or two.
2) This might be my last LJ post, because when Rachel discovers I've posted something that pokes fun at he beloved Florida Gators, she's probably going to kill me ^_^
Miami Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder, a former Florida Gator, professed surprise that people speak English in London.
So his team’s foray overseas will provide a priceless cultural opportunity.
“I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries,” Crowder said. “I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.
“I know (Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name.”
Ah, the value of a University of Florida education . . .
- When I read this, I thought of 2 things1) We should kidnap this guy and subject him to the Brittrack next year. He might lean a thing or two.
2) This might be my last LJ post, because when Rachel discovers I've posted something that pokes fun at he beloved Florida Gators, she's probably going to kill me ^_^
